Why are you getting married?
Because we can. For the first time in modern history, same gender couples are entitled to full legal marital status at both California and federal levels. We're very grateful to live in the Western world vs. elsewhere on the planet where gayness is still punishable by fines (Nigeria, Kuwait), imprisonment (Algeria, Libya, Ghana), death (Uganda, Iran, Yemen and Sudan) or marriage to Michele Bachmann (Minnesota).
It's pretty amazing to be able finally to share the practical, romantic and financial (not withstanding the marriage penalty!) benefits of marriage with each other. Something neither of us even thought to wish for, because we never imagined it could happen in our lifetimes.
So who's gonna wear the tux?
She is. No seriously, we're not going to try to mirror traditional weddings. So no gowns or tuxedos, no best man or maid of honor. But we're not tossing out all conventions. There will still be rings, plenty of champagne, some sort of "I do" ceremony and, of course, dancing. And no doubt there'll be a big brawl over who catches the bouquet.
What about the chicken dance?
Nancy: We will not be doing the chicken dance.
Melinda: The chicken dance? The chicken dance?! Absolutely! I cannot even imagine a wedding reception without the chicken dance!
Where are you registered?
Nowhere. No gifts, please. And no bridal showers. We would just love to have you come celebrate with us.
Why the Fess Parker Resort?
We think he looked dashing in his coon skin cap, and he makes a darn good syrah. Actually, we met at the Fess Parker Resort, so it has a special place in our hearts. And they even allow dogs.
Does this mean next, polygamists will be able to marry underage farm animals?
Yes.
Where are you going on your honeymoon?
Uganda. Just kidding. We're going to be savoring the romantic sights and flavors of Paris, the Côte du Rhône and the French Riviera.
Do you have any videos of your dogs?
Why yes, actually we do.